The thinking man's strumpet

Book your getaway with Johanna! Spring is the time for new wine releases in Washington. Wine tasting and a stroll through town? Dinner at your favorite restaurant then dessert in our suite? Companionship without the clock: my packages allow for a relaxing dinner out and plenty of private time in four-star luxury. A True Girlfriend Experience Does "swipe right" leave you feeling empty? You’re in good company. Were past dates okay, but forgettable? Are you ready for genuine intimacy with a mature, caring woman? My heritage? An American jumble of European roots… but my eyes are 100% Irish. The genetic lottery awarded me ivory skin and an abundance of dark, glossy hair. My thighs are thick, my backside big and round, my breasts youthful and natural. And my warm smile? The promise of a joyful evening. I am not a party girl. If that's what you're looking for, I am not the date for you. I drink on special occasions, like when you take me to dinner, and I never smoke.