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Santa Baby, I want to be your naughty Mrs. Claus this holiday season. There's absolutely no reason you shouldn't treat yourself to a special warm surprise like little ol' me. If you've been naughty, I'll be nice. If you've been nice, I will be naughty. Send me a text letting me know your wish list for our time together, keep it clean until your appt though. My time is limited and Mrs Claus will only be here for the month. ? Then just like that pesky Elf on your shelf, I'll go away for the year... (with a new me for the new year ? ) Let me address the MOST FAQ: Are you real? YES, except for my tits. Those were a special gift to myself a few years ago. Here are the juicy details you probably really want to know... The Really Important Stats Gender: Female Age: 32 Height: 5’7” Weight: 115 Breast: Enhanced 32D Measurements: 32-29-37 Ethnicity: White/Caucasian Build: Slender/Athletic Hair: Long Vibrant Red Eye Color: Brown Grooming: Bare Tattoos: Yes, please Piercings: Yes Smokes: Yes Drinks: Yes, please Tequila My best life skills to get me this far: Laughing at the best, worst dad jokes Blowing up balloons ? Changing batteries on electronic devices Losing my phone 10x per day (yes, that is why I have multiple lines) My Favorites: Fruit: Bananas Fair Food: Pronto Pups Color: Cobalt Blue Vehicles: Big Trucks Music: Anything I can shake my ? too **IMPORTANT PLEASE READ** There are a lot of SERIOUS clients that want to schedule appointments. If you are not serious about making it to your scheduled appointment, I will no longer accept appointment requests from you. Please be considerate of everyone's time! Thank you in advance for your understanding. Appointment Scheduling Etiquette (this is important) Established clients will get a discount on one appointment after leaving a tasteful, yet excellent review HERE (remind me so I do not forget) Returning clients take precedence over new clients. I love spending more time with my clients. It gets better with e