Anna

Persona: My name is Anna, and I’m that impossible combination of beautiful, personable, and smart that people often say doesn’t exist. The catch is that I’m kind of awkward, but make up for it with a sense of humor and tendency to make stupid puns. I spend nearly 100% of my day writing code (CSS can kiss my ass though), but some of those percents are spent looking for company, and therefore here we are. On a day-to-day basis you can find me wearing typical computer nerd attire such as turtlenecks, dad jeans, chino shorts, bro-tanks, granny panties, and headsets that only work 50% of the time, but don’t let that fool you - I will not make you run away screaming. In fact, I have been told that I’m prettier and sweeter in person :) I offer an authentic experience that with stick with you for years to come. Nobody has had a disappointing experience with me, and most people have had what they call an “11 out of 10” experience with me, so statistically speaking there isn’t a whole lot that can go wrong. Not ready to meet me but wanna see more? Unfortunately, in order to keep up my public real-life reputation separate from here I must keep my pics here a bit ambiguous. However, there are other locations on the web that can satisfy that urge if ya know what I mean. To book, please send the following: Age Appearance/Ethnicity PD Handle (with verified reviews from reputable providers) and/or work verification Occupation